Dear Ray,
We have received your application and would like to happily inform you that it has been disapproved for the following reasons:
- You are missing a brain.
- You dream too much and work too little.
- Your skills do not meet the qualification.
- You do not meet the minimum height requirement.
- You exceed the maximum weight limitation.
- Your salary is below average.
- You try to fake Santa.
- You disgrace the name of Rock and Roll.
- You are just not good enough.
At last but not least, online application is never being considered you fucking moron.
Therefore, we are unable to process your application. The application fee is non-refundable, and please do not bother to re-apply as you are not welcome, your future emails will be completely disregarded.
Sincerely,
XXXXXXXXXX
3 comments:
gosh... that's a new one...
btw, i'm setting up my page soon... just have to think of the username.. wahahaha..
u just wait!
what what? i love making images of who i love, and usually it's myself!!
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